Showing posts with label Lines. Show all posts
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Monday, November 22, 2010

The 10 Best Lines From Another New York Times Article About Distracted Kids

?The New York Times will not stop writing about young people and their collective relationship with technology. This week, "Growing Up Digital, Wired for Distraction," argues that kids are simply different these days because of services like YouTube and Facebook, and "we're raising a generation of kids in front of screens whose brains are going to be wired differently." The article about internet distractions, which you can read online in its entirety, is 4,079 words long. Here are the best 258.

Because this is the same article you've read time and time again, it is probably more enjoyable as a set of ten context-free pull-quotes in chronological order as they appear in the newspaper. You'll get the idea:

1. On YouTube, "you can get a whole story in six minutes," he explains. "A book takes so long. I prefer the immediate gratification."

2. Students have always faced distractions and time-wasters.

3. Here, as elsewhere, it is not uncommon for students to send hundreds of text messages a day or spend hours playing video games, and virtually everyone is on Facebook.

4. He pushed first period back an hour, to 9 a.m., because students were showing up bleary-eyed, at least in part because they were up late on their computers.

5. Last semester, his grade point average was 2.3 after a D-plus in English and an F in Algebra II.

6. Allison Miller, 14, sends and receives 27,000 texts in a month, her fingers clicking at a blistering pace as she carries on as many as seven text conversations at a time.

7. Ramon Ochoa-Lopez, 14, an introvert, plays six hours of video games on weekdays and more on weekends, leaving homework to be done in the bathroom before school.

8. Sean, a senior, concedes that video games take a physical toll: "I haven't done exercise since my sophomore year. But that doesn't seem like a big deal. I still look the same."

9. "Facebook is amazing because it feels like you're doing something and you're not doing anything. It's the absence of doing something, but you feel gratified anyway."

10."When rock 'n' roll came about, we didn't start using it in classrooms like we're doing with technology," he says.

If you have the time and patience, here is the entire piece. But if you want to read something actually insightful about growing up as a part of this generation, try "Sad as Hell" from n+1:

I have the sensation, as do my friends, that to function as a proficient human, you must both "keep up" with the internet and pursue more serious, analog interests. I blog about real life; I talk about the internet. It's so exhausting to exist on both registers, especially while holding down a job. It feels like tedious work to be merely conversationally competent. I make myself schedules, breaking down my commute to its most elemental parts and assigning each leg of my journey something different to absorb: podcast, Instapaper article, real novel of real worth, real magazine of dubious worth. I'm pretty tired by the time I get to work at 9 AM.

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Monday, November 15, 2010

General Loko From the Front Lines: New York's Crusade Against Four Loko Continues

?Last weekend we learned that New York state, led by Senator Chuck Schumer, was attempting to ban the caffeinated alcoholic beverage Four Loko by circumventing the FDA and changing the law. Then, in a typically antagonistic move, daring the authorities to touch him, local chef Eddie Huang, a.k.a. General Loko, decided to plan Four Loko Thursdays at his Xiao Ye stoner-chic Chinese food restaurant on the Lower East Side. So, how did it go? Let's just say the first Four Loko Thursday will also be last.

Huang, writing on his Fresh Off the Boat blog on Saturday morning, filled his fans in about the consequences of Thursday's festivities, which were reviewed to hilarious effect by the Observer's Loko correspondent Nate Freeman.

"Damn...," wrote Huang. "Last night at 11:30pm, the task force came to Xiao Ye." The State Liquor Authority informed Huang and his partner that if they continued to sell Four Loko, they will be seeing a lot of raids. The restaurant remains open, but Four Loko Thursday is through:

You know the kid had to duck out cause the block is hot lol. For real, this four loko crackdown is nothin. My grandparents, aunts, uncles fled from China on a boat with a bag of baos and I had to live through kumon math.
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Fine, I'm a business... man. SLA, you're doing your job. You got pressure from Schumer, I get it. All four loko in the house was destroyed on site, it was taken off the menu, and four loko thursdays is cancelled.

Huang goes on to cite the legal precedent for his Four Loko freedoms, including references to Brown v. Board of Education, McCulloch v. Maryland and 2 Live Crew. In conclusion:

Because four loko is well received by ALL, except the SLA and Charles Schumer. I'm joining the tea party because if what they say is true, they would be in favor of the right to independently choose to drink four loko... I think. Really. Are there people blacked out in this photo? Is anyone not having a great fucking time? Is anyone's face reading: "Please ban this four loko!" No.

Goodnight Four Loko Thursdays... [Fresh Off the Boat]

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